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Religious school *poke*

Sam and Sally are at religious school, and Sally keeps poking sam with a pencil. The teacher asks Sam, “Who is the creator of the universe and all its inhabitants?” Sally pokes Sam, and he screams, “GOD!” “Correct… Who sacrificed their life to save humanity?” Sally pokes sam. “JESUS CHRIST!!!” “Yes. And, what did Eve say to Adam when they created their 500th baby?” Sally pokes Sam. “IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO TAKE IT AND SNAP IT IN HALF!!!”

lulz… :) enjoy


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