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God will save me.

One day a man fell out of a boat and started to drowned.

A boat comes along, “Do you need any help.”

The man replies “no. god will save me.”

Another boat comes along.

“do you need any help”

“no. god will save me”

Another boat comes along.

“do you need any help”

“no. god will save me”

He finally drowns and goes to heaven.

He asks god “Why didn’t you save me?”

God says “I sent you 3 big boats you dummy!”


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