Jonah
One day a teacher is talking to her 2nd grade class about how Jonah couldn’t possibly have survived inside a fish.
A little girl raises her hand, “Teacher, don’t worry. When I get to heaven I’ll ask him if he was in a fish for you”
The teacher looks stunned.
“And how do you know that he’ll be in heaven,” Asked the teacher, “What if he’s in hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you can ask him.”
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