| DO NOT let your pets in to the medicine cabinet | 8/2 | 1 |
| Ur mama so fat | 5/37 | 6 |
| This is how I roll | 43/26 | 1 |
| There Here | 2/7 | 1 |
| what goes round and round and scratches the door and screams before exploding | 11/11 | 16 |
| This is why people go to skool | 11/0 | 2 |
| Smart Blonde | 56/21 | 1 |
| Zero Gravity Pen! | 43/7 | 1 |
| cannibal | 14/0 | 1 |
| A Dyslexic | 2/2 | 2 |
| Plane crash | 28/31 | 1 |
| Television | 8/5 | 1 |
| owned | 45/19 | 1 |
| haha | 4/0 | 1 |
| oh crud | 11/0 | 4 |
| haha | 1/4 | 1 |
| haha | 14/1 | 1 |
| hahaha | 4/4 | 1 |
| haha | 2/1 | 1 |
| rofl | 16/10 | 1 |
| Lol jaws | 2/1 | 2 |
| lol | 34/9 | 1 |
| LMAO! | 4/3 | 7 |
| haha | 12/12 | 1 |
| haha | 6/9 | 1 |
| haha | 11/4 | 1 |
| haha | 16/5 | 1 |
| One Wish | 5/5 | 2 |
| genie | 15/2 | 3 |
| Hygiene is important! | 8/3 | 5 |